Showing posts with label traffic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label traffic. Show all posts

Monday, October 12, 2009

Say it with a Bumper Sticker!


Because NYC streets are always so full of traffic, and I am often stuck in it, I have the time (if not necessarily the inclination) to read bumper stickers. They can be funny, stupid, motivational, sardonic or disturbing.

Here are some of my favorites:
I want to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Back off! I've just come from a Town Hall meeting!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Honk if you want to PISS EVERYONE OFF!
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
That was Zen. This is Tao!
Pluto IS a Planet
Nothing political is correct!
Enlighten up!

Please add any I've missed in your comment!


Thanks to AWEteam (from Twitter) for this one: You don't have to believe everything you think.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Unwritten Rules


For huge numbers of people to be able to move around NYC efficiently, there have always been some unwritten rules that too many people are no longer following. Maybe because they have always been unwritten? Well, not any more. 
  • Stay to the right when walking on streets or stairs
  • Walk single file if the sidewalks are especially narrow or if you are pushing double wide baby strollers
  • Let people get off the subway cars before you get on 
  • Move to the center of the subway car or back of the bus if there is room (which there usually is)
Tourists are granted a 10 day exemption from these rules. Repeat visitors to the city are not considered tourists.

Unfortunately, we all know rules are not effective if they can not be enforced.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Idle Talk



I live on the second floor and face Second Avenue, a six lane thoroughfare that moves huge numbers of people and things in a downtown direction 24 hours a day. I am so used to the sound of traffic that I sleep through it regularly. As a matter of fact, I have trouble sleeping when I'm in a place that doesn't have noise all night long. 

But lately, in the wee morning hours, the sound of certain large truck engines has awakened me. When I look out my window to see if  the noise is being made by an emergency vehicle of some kind, more often than not, it is being caused by a Fresh Direct truck. Now I realize that people have gotten very attached to ordering groceries online and having them delivered to their doors ASAP. I've never felt the need myself since I live in a location where I can walk out my door and find supermarkets and specialty food stores no farther than two blocks away (in any direction) and they all deliver....but who am I to say this company is not providing a useful service? 

Who are they delivering to at 3AM? No, I think the drivers are actually using these quiet moments (for them anyway) to nap in the cabs of the trucks. Because the trucks are refrigerated, they  feel they have to keep the engine idling during these sojourns.

I recently visited New Zealand and we spent several days touring via bus. One morning, the driver felt the need to explain why the bus was cold.  He apologized that  he could not turn on the heat ahead of time because in NZ it is against the law for cars, trucks and buses to let their engines idle while parked. When asked why he explained that idling wastes gas and pollutes the air with exhaust fumes and noise. Hmmmm. New Zealand is the first country every January 1st to celebrate the New Year and they are way out ahead of us in other ways as well.